For the pussy that has everything

This is the Kitty Wig.

It comes in four styles: Pink Passion (above), Bashful Blond (left), Silver Fox and Electric Blue.

Kitty Wigs are the creation of Julie Jackson, whose main day job is running a business called Subversive Cross Stitch. Jackson's cross stitch patterns include these warm and fuzzy catch phrases: "Shut your whore mouth," "Go F*** Yourself," and the seasonal favorite "Happy f****** holidays."

Each wig sells for $50 and arrives draped over a foam ball and stored inside a metal case.

The Web site suggests using the toy mouse rattle included with every wig to "help direct kitty's stunned gaze" during the inevitable wig photo shoot.

A shot of bourbon in a bowl of milk might also help.

It wasn't long before I started wondering why cats should be the only ones having all the fun.

Think there's a market for Pug Rugs?